- Twelve drummers drumming,
- Eleven pipers piping,
- Ten lords a-leaping,
- Nine ladies dancing,
- Eight maids a-milking,
- Seven swans a-swimming,
- Six geese a-laying,
- Five golden rings,
- Four calling birds,
- Three French hens,
- Two turtle doves,
- And a partridge in a pear tree!
I'm not being funny but that is the worst xmas list ever.. I would hate to receive ten lords a leaping.. they would just get in the way, it's not exactly something you can stick in the back of the cupboard then throw away the following year is it?.. and why do they always have to be leaping? they'd be exhausted!!
If you're struggling to know what to buy your 'true love' don't use this list as a contingency plan.. you're best off buying nothing at all.. they say it's the thought that counts and in many ways it is.. as long as the thought is something amazing!!
If you want to avoid that awkward moment when you realise that someone you love, that claims to love you too, has bought you twelve drummers drumming! TWELVE!!!!! you'd have a headache in minutes! then follow my new (and might I say.. brilliant!) twelve days of christmas carol.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me..
twelve pairs of sunnies
eleven NARS lippies
ten perfumes'spraying
nine summer dresses
eight fluffy puppies
seven mag subscriptions
six vintage anything!
five cocktail rings
four leather bags
three massages
two fashion books
and a pair of Chanel wedge boots
Much better!!
Merry Christmas
x x x
